Severe Acute Downs Syndome

O Fuck Off

Ginger Campbell reviews the day that Darren O'Day had as he debuts for the Texas Rangers the previous night. For those who don't remember, he was wearing Kason Gabbard's jersey because they weren't able to get O'Day's jersey ready in time for the game. Ginger gives us some additional details and Rance gives us his best impression of not giving a fuck about anything Ginger has to say.

The Death Of Wit

In his first game as closer for an injured Ryan, Downs has a 2-2 count on Taylor Teagarden. Toronto has a 5-2 lead and Downs has already recorded one out. Here is Ginger's commentary as Teagarden watches strike three.